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Post by Shawn knight on Dec 29, 2010 15:59:42 GMT -5
it's easy  read , laugh , post a joke you know enjoy samples: - -you know the joke with the rabbit in the bathroom?
-nope....
-me neither. the door was closed!
- a dog walking in the desert says: if i don't find a tree soon i'll piss on myself
- what you gotta give to a hippopotamus having a diarrhea?
some space!
- (this one i told to lots of people but few actually understood it ......shame on you if you don't laugh)
three frogs sitting.
first one says: woak
the second one says:woak
the third one shoots the second one.
the first one asks: why you shoot her?
the third replies: she knew to much.
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Charley Grimm
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Post by Charley Grimm on Dec 29, 2010 16:02:04 GMT -5
I don't get the last one
Not really a joke,but an Irish blessing I laugh at a lot of times
"To our wives and girlfreinds,may they never meet"
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Post by Caleb Fire Harrison on Dec 29, 2010 16:04:01 GMT -5
all i know are yo mama jokes sooo:
Your mamas so fat she was diagnosed with a fleash eating disease and the doctor gave her 80 years to live.
Your mamas so fat she jumped and got stuck in the sky.
Your mamas so fat that a yellow school bus went buy full of white kids and she started chasing it yelling "Catch that twinkie!"
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Post by Shawn knight on Dec 29, 2010 16:12:21 GMT -5
that's a good one - why the snail died ??
he looked in the electrical outlet.
- what's small , black and knocks at our door?
the future!
- two eagles on a branch.
one was bald and one was about to fall.
- how and elephant wipe his ass??
sits on a sheep!
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Post by Caleb Fire Harrison on Dec 29, 2010 16:34:42 GMT -5
hmmm
All the jokes i know are innapropriate...
Yo mamas so fat i tried to drive around her but i ran out of gas
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Charley Grimm
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Post by Charley Grimm on Dec 29, 2010 16:40:32 GMT -5
Yo mama so fat when she swims in the ocean all the whales start singing "We are family"
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Post by Shawn knight on Dec 29, 2010 16:40:46 GMT -5
Caleb, that one ain't good at all  this one is hilarious  Question: why a blond woman , when she washes her head runs around the shower ?? Answer: because on the shampoo says "wash and go" |
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Charley Grimm
CHILD OF NYX
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Post by Charley Grimm on Dec 29, 2010 16:44:07 GMT -5
How do you get a one armed blonde out of a tree?
Wave
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Post by Shawn knight on Dec 29, 2010 16:47:04 GMT -5
Question:what's the resemblance between a blond and MC'Donalds??
Answer: both serve 1000 clients per day
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Post by helen marguerite desrosiers on Dec 30, 2010 11:04:38 GMT -5
Now a little zombie humor. Enjoy.
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What's a zombie's favorite song?
Brainted Love
Two zombies and a harman go into a bar. The first zombie says to the other zombie, "Graaaghaa haarann margahhaa naaarrrrrrgnn!"
The other zombie says "Hrraaaaa Maggaa GRAMMA GRAMMA bargh nrrrrhr!"
Then they eat the harman.
What do you call a zombie in a tuxedo?
Black, White, and Dead all over
Why did the zombie go to hospital?
He wanted to learn, a few sick jokes.
How do you know a zombie is tired?
He's dead on his feet.
What's red, gray, and honks a lot?
A zombie clown
What did the zombie get a medal for?
Deadication.
Where do zombies go for cruises?
The Deaditerranean Sea.
What did the zombie's friend say when he introduced him to his girlfriend?
Good grief! Where did you dig her up from?
What do you call a zombie in a belfry?
A dead ringer.
What did the zombie eat after its teeth were pulled out?
The dentist.
As undead monsters many pre judge zombies as having no manners.
They are wrong.
The other day I saw a zombie put his coat down on a puddle for woman right before he ate her face.
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Post by Shawn knight on Dec 30, 2010 12:02:43 GMT -5
sick jokes lmfao
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